Everybody needs to stop being angry and start feeling sorry for Miley Cyrus. Clearly, she is twerking through something.
Mack Maine isn't the only one who predicted Miley Cyrus' future; back in 2008 The Onion stated that,"Miley Cyrus will be depleted by 2013," leaving her to follow in the footsteps of other such dried up "entertainment sources" as Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. This past Sunday, at MTV's video music awards, Miley proved them freakisly right with her raunchy, disturbing, embarassing performace of her summer hit, "We Can't Stop." The performance, starring Miley's super long tongue, also featured a large foam finger, dancing bears, and of course, twerking.
It is clear that 20 year old Miley Cyrus has come a long way since her "Hannah Montana" days. In the 2008 report from The Onion, Miley researcher Dr. Justin Canty vocalized his belief that we were overusing Miley: "She's on Television, Albums, Toys, Clithing, & selling out Concerts...She will be wiped off the earth forever." And indeed she has been; gone is the Miley that America, and Liam Hemsworth fell in love with, and in her place is just a mere resemblence to our guitar strumming sweetheart.
Watch the video below to see just how accurate The Onion was in their prediction. It's almost eerie.