Nothing says “I slept with your husband and now your marriage is ruined, but it’s okay because I want to help you mend your broken heart by sitting down and talking things through” like your husband’s mistress saying, well, I want to help you mend your broken heart by sitting down and talking things through.
You know what that also says? Stupidity. Audacity. Nerve.
Michelle “Bombshell” McGee has publicly announced to Life & Style Magazine that she would like to meet with Oscar-winner, Sandra Bullock, to discuss her affair to the star’s husband, Jesse James.
“I would like to sit down with Sandra and speak one-on-one,” McGee told Life & Style. “I’d let her ask me questions, and I would be honest and open with her about the affair. If that would help her heal, I would do it.”
“I’m not begging for anyone’s forgiveness, but if Sandra would like to have a woman-to-woman talk, I would be open to it.”
No, seriously, let me get this straight: First you knowingly sleep with a married man, go running to any magazine that will pay you dollars for a quote, and then blab a bunch of bunk about how you want to talk to the woman whose husband you slept with? Really, though? And you're not begging for anyone's forgiveness? Woman-to-woman? RIGHT.
I’m just wondering what’s going on in that little white trash brain of hers. Does she honestly believe that this extended olive branch is going to impress Bullock? Did you even see Ms. Congeniality? Bullock can straight up round-house kick your tattooed, home-wrecker ass, and, you know what? I hope she does.
According to PopEater’s Rob Shuter, who went on the Joy Behar Show to discuss these attempted apologies, McGee has been reaching out to several different entertainment outlets to “lock in interviews in exchange for big bucks.”
And on top of whoring herself out to magazines, McGee has reportedly been trying to win a fanbase despite her cheater-whoring by holding an autograph signing in a Las Vegas nightclub in between topless dances. CLASSY! She’s also in talks to co-host a show about celebrity cheaters with fellow (s)expert, Jamie Junger. Yes, the Jamie that slept with Tiger Woods. Remind me NOT to Tivo that.
Here’s my issue with this whole scenario: morality aside, it’s like this woman was dropped on her pasty little head when she was a baby and, oops!, all the tact fell out, leaving her shameless, inappropriate and a blabbering idiot. It also greatly disturbs me that TV executives are even considering giving her her own show where she and another adulterous woman can discuss and glorify the very hurtful, life-ruining, heartbreaking act of cheating. Why? Do we really need to allow this girl anymore time on the Hollywood clock?
All I have to say is, in the complete off-chance that Bullock agrees to sit down with this mess, I hope she verbally rips her a new one. Joonbug’s got your back, Sandy!