Having a little mid-week crisis? Let us help! Just take this short quiz to figure out exactly who you are -- in relation to Las Vegas celebrities, that is.
So say goodbye to your current identity emergency, and say hello to the four most important questions of your life!
(Ok, so that last part might have been a little over the top, but you get the point. Enjoy!)
1. How do you pick up someone of the opposite sex?
A. A coy smile, enticing laughter, and some sexy dance moves if all else fails
B. I'd just ask them on a date. Simple and direct.
C. Lock eyes from across the room and slowly approach, making sure to maintain the eye contact. Then, I'd just ask if I could buy them a drink. It's classic, and classic never goes out of style.
D. Just go up to them and have fun with it. I wouldn't be afraid to go a little over the top, either. People often say that's part of my charm.
E. I can't even think about how to pick someone up at the moment. There's been so much relationship drama with me in the past year. I'm just so happy to have one person standing by my side right now that I couldn't even think about how to approach another.
F. I don't. They pick me up.
2. What do you do in your down time?
A. What down time? Even my free time is still work! I do try to get involved with charity whenever possible, especially when it comes to animal rescues! Luckily, I've figured out ways to balance all my passions with relative ease. I even turned my house warming party into an animal education experience!
B. I don't really have down time. It's always business hours somewhere. Though, I do budget in time for art and beauty in my life.
C. Defining cool is a full-time job.
D. Spend time with my crazy family, juggle multiple lawsuits, the usual...
E. Just normal things. I'm still just a regular guy who loves watching TV, going out to eat, and all that. Charity is also really important to me. I haven't forgotten what it was like to be someone without all these privileges.
F. While I'm known for being a wild partier, I also just enjoy curling up in bed and watching TV. I mean, Lost! Loves it!
3. Favorite Las Vegas Spot:
A. The Playboy Club, it's like a home away from home!
B. For a truly exceptional (and indulgent meal), I just love Alex inside the Wynn. I also think it's important to get out of the city and visit places like Red Rock Canyon. It's such a serene escape from the neon lights of the Strip.
C. You can't go wrong here in Vegas. I love the old Vegas vibe of lounges, but you gotta love those A-list clubs, as well.
D. The Tropicana will always hold a special place in my heart
E. I love exploring Vegas beyond the Strip. Though, I love the stage at The Mirage for all it represents and all it allows me to do.
4. What do you see in your future?
A. I'm so grateful for all the success I've been experiencing, but I'd really love a family, too!
B. China, possibly.
C. Headling a sold-out show at the Colosseum (which shall also be re-named after me, of course).
D. Movies, TV, anything and everything. And obviously, more Las Vegas!
E. I am so blessed with my current success. I plan to just keep working hard and coming up with new, fresh ideas.
F. Who knows? I'm just focusing on enjoying the present and being single again. I mean, eventually I'd like to settle down, but for now I love my life the way it is!
And now it's time for the results. Drumroll, please....
If you scored mainly A's...
You are Holly Madison!
The current Peepshow star has quickly become an integral part of the Las Vegas scene. This starlet is truly the full package: smart, sexy, and sweet. Best known for being Hugh Hefner's main girlfriend on The Girls Next Door, this is one busy blonde bombshell. In addition to her Vegas revue, Holly is also filming a reality show, Holly's World, and writing a book.
If you scored mainly B's...
You are Steve Wynn!
One of the richest men in the world, Steve has often been credited with the 90s revival of the Las Vegas Strip. Steve is smart, savvy, and surprisingly funny. He is one of the greatest entrepreneur's of our time as well as representing the ultimate in class and luxury. You don't challenge Steve's taste and ideas -- except maybe when it comes to the possibility of moving his company's headquarters to Hong Kong. But you can't win 'em all, right?
If you scored mainly C's...
You are Matt Goss!
This Brit channels the memory of former Vegas staple, Frank Sinatra in his current show at Caesars. While undeniably sexy and talented, Matt's "Goss-iness" is sometimes a little contrived and over the top. For someone who isn't even filling a 165-seat space, his cockiness makes him seem a little pretentious and vain. If you're going to talk the talk, make sure you can walk the walk, as well.
If you scored mainly D's...
You are Wayne Newton!
Mr. Las Vegas, himself! Wayne represents the ultimate Vegas icon: over the top, classic, fun, talented, and dramatic. His recent legal battles have stolen the spotlight away from his Tropicana show closing, but luckily we'll get the chance at a real inside look at Wayne's life in his upcoming reality show, Wayne's World.
If you scored mainly E's...
You are Terry Fator!
Terry's quick rise to fame makes him the epitome of the Vegas transplant. He goes out of his way to stay grounded and true to his simple Texan roots, even when he has one of the most popular shows on the Strip. It's Terry's modesty and family friendly attitude that make him one of the most beloved rising Vegas performers.
If you scored mainly F's...
You are Paris Hilton!
Vegas wouldn't be complete without the visiting party girl! While reasonably more "normal" back on her home turf, Paris goes absolutely wild during her trips to Vegas (which seem to be more and more frequent since she said "Sayonara" to her ex-bf Doug Reinhardt). Paris is all about excess on the Strip--except when it comes to clothes. In regards to that, she seems to take a "less is more" approach. For Paris, Vegas is an escape from reality, but there is more to her than just a drunk heiress. We just don't get to see that other side of her here on the Strip. Though, unlike with other tourists who let loose while visiting, it's unfortunate that for Paris what happens in Vegas definitely does not stay in Vegas, but in fact ends up plastered all over the Internet and tabloids.