Ok, we know that Malea, Sasha and the Biden Five are the cutest First (and Second?) Kids to grace the White House in our lifetimes, but what could have been? Sarah Palin’s pack just announced that daughter Bristol is scheduled to give birth to a baby boy tomorrow! Palin’s father, Chuck Heath, spilled the beans yesterday to Grandparents.com and said that Bristol and the baby’s father, Levi Johnston have not yet picked a name. But, a name is the least of their worries right now.

Yesterday, Sherry L. Johnston, Levi’s mother, was arrested and charged with six felony counts of misconduct involving a controlled substance. Alaska State Troopers served Mrs. Johnston with a search warrant and then charged her with second-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance – usually manufacturing or delivering drugs – as well as fourth-degree misconduct involving controlled substances, or possession. Johnston was later released on bail but could not be reached for comment. The arrest came at the end of an undercover narcotics investigation that had been going on for “a while,” spokeswoman Megan Peters said. Which do you guys prefer? Cute and cuddly puppy stories? Or the drama of a high-stakes drug bust? Either way, we’ll keep you updated with all the latest.

Levi Johnston's mother hit with drug charges [Anchorage Daily News]