Have a Jolly Holiday

December is here, and with it comes snow, Santa, menorahs, and good holiday cheer! Partake in these fun wintery events that are sure to warm you up and give you something to talk about on your days off by the fire.

The Feast of Seven Fishes - Patsy's Italian Restaurant will be hosting a magnificent Italian feast, running from December 16th- 24th. Derived from their legendary recipes, Patsy's Feast of the Seven Fishes will include a choice of calamari salad or baccala salad, a half-order of linguini with frutti di mare sauce, along with a choice of shrimp scampi, stuffed calamari, shrimp fra diavolo, or tilapia livornese. Dessert takes the feast to another level, with a choice between homemade strufoli (honey balls) or homemade biscotti. The feast will be $59.95/person and it'll be well worth it!

The BK Holiday Meatup Wants To Help You Get Laid

The finest in neighborhood bloggery, Fucked In Park Slope, is co-hosting its second Meatup this Wednesday with partner Brooklyn Based. Held at the Bell House in Brooklyn, it's a Naughty Holiday Office Party for singles that promises free massages, hot Santas, an hour of free drinks, and ultimately an opportunity to get laid. What the heck is a Meatup? And who's going to be there? Joonbug spoke with Erica from FIPS to get the inside scoop on the party.