Celebrate 'Xmess' in July at Coney Island
The dirty version of X-mas is upon us!

'Cramp-us' is the season of giving! Aloha from Hell, an Xmess in July Pageant of Twisted Talents is coming to you this July 26th; complete with New York's hottest burlesque, sideshow, and comedy performers.

Krampus will take place at Coney Island at 9pm and there will be a special sneak preview as part of Psychobilly Luau at the Bell House on July 15th.


So, what exactly is Krampus, you ask?

Krampus accompanies Saint Nicholas during the Christmas season, warning and punishing bad children, in contrast to St. Nicholas, who gives gifts to good children. And there's no better place to celebrate this dark and unusual holiday than at Coney Island. Performers include Tigger!, The Lady Aye, Dave Hill, Bambi the Mermaid, Dottie Lux, Harvest Moon, and Pinkie Special. The evening will pay tribute to Cramps frontman, Lux Interior. Admission to the event is $12 and with that you will be entitled to seasonal spankings and participation in Cramp-us games, including Ultra Twist and Spanks for the Memories. Prizes from Fragioli Liqueur and Sourpuss Brand are also available.