Yo-Yo Ma! Jerry Seinfeld to Return to Standup Stage in NYC
The greatest comedian of all time to perform in NYC's five boroughs for the first time in 14 years.

ZOMG. Catch your breath, everyone. This is possibly the best morning news we've received in...well, ever! The legendary Jerry Seinfeld, who has not set foot on a standup stage in NYC since 1998 (and subsequently broke our hearts by ending Seinfeld the same year) will be performing a series of shows throughout NYC's five boroughs starting October 4th. (!!!!)

We can't wait to see what he's got up his sleeve this time around. Tickets start around $75 and up and go on sale July 30th at 10am ET. Check out the schedule below:



    Thursday, Oct. 4, 2012
    The Beacon Theatre located at 2124 Broadway
    Tickets are available online at www.BeaconTheatre.com or by calling  (866) 858-0008

    Thursday, Oct. 11, 2012
    Lehman Concert Hall located at 250 Bedford Park Boulevard West
    Tickets are available online at www.LehmanCenter.org or by calling (718) 960-8833

    Queens (Flushing)
    Thursday, Oct. 18, 2012
    The Colden Auditorium at Queens College located at 65-30 Kissena Blvd.
    Tickets are available online at www.KupferbergCenter.org or by calling (718) 793-8080

    Staten Island
    Thursday, Nov. 1, 2012
    The St. George Theatre located at 35 Hyatt Street
    Tickets are available online at www.TicketMaster.com or by calling (718) 442-2900

    Thursday, Nov. 8, 2012
    The Walt Whitman Theatre at Brooklyn College located at 2900 Campus Road
    Tickets are available online at www.BrooklynCenter.com or by calling (718) 951-4500


And while you're waiting for tickets to go on sale, don't forget to check out his new web series that is "truly about nothing," titled Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. The series features him, Larry David, Ricky Gervais and various others driving around eating, talking, and --you guessed it-- having coffee.


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